Gilbert Arenas Blames Khloe Kardashian’s Poor Bedroom Skills On Tristan Thompson Cheating In Aggressive IG Post

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We don’t call him No Chill Gil because he’s alter boy, my internet friends. We’re talking about the dude who pulled a gun on a teammate over a card game. The guy who said he’d burn Javaris Crittenton’s car with him in it and then ‘find an extinguisher to help ya ass out.’

If you were expecting Agent Zero to have a reasoned, nuanced response to the Tristan Thompson/Khloe Kardashian cheating saga, you’ve got a better shot at the 37-year-old joining the Lakers roster. Actually, that may be more plausible than not.

So, if you have better things to do with your life than follow the love lives of celebrities you’ve never met, congratulations, you’re a busier man than I. But let me get you up to speed in 10 seconds or less: Tristan Thompson cheated on Khloe Kardashian for the 2,282 time (conservative estimate), this time with Kylie Jenner’s best friend, Jordyn Woods.

Gilbert Arenas put the blame solely on the shoulders of Khloe Kardashian, who apparently needs to do sex better.


Jesus, Gil. Take a xanax.

My take: Nobody is better off in this situation than Khloe Kardashian. This is the Kardashian super power: Turning “bad” situations into sympathy and sympathy into viewership. If you think it’s a coincidence that this happened in the lead-up to season 248 of Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s at the end of the month, you’re dense. I wouldn’t be surprised if Khloe planted Jordyn Woods in Tristan’s presence herself.

Say what you want but the Kardashian’s are playing chess while we’re all playing checkers.

[h/t Total Pro Sports]