Balenciaga out here making shoes for people who don't move their upper body when they run pic.twitter.com/B8DAtaTlHk
— ነቿልክ ዘልሠጕጎክነ (@seanhvwk) September 11, 2017
You see those shoes? They look like the shoes the school nurse lent Doug Henderson after he shit his pants in 2nd grade and got doo doo on his. They look like the shoes your mom would buy after listening to the ladies on The View talk about the skin-enhancing benefits of exercise. They look like what would happen if a pair of Sketchers fucked a pair of Rec Specs. They are the shoe embodiment of the kid who draws at recess. They are horrendous, offensive, and EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLARS. For scale, you can buy TWO pairs of Big Baller Brand shoes for the price of one pair of the equivalent of the stale candies your grandmother keeps in a glass jar on the shelf above the photo of you from 17 years ago.
On Sunday, high-end fashion brand Balenciaga announced the coming release of their new $800 “Triple S” shoes.
NEW @BALENCIAGA ALERT. 🚨https://t.co/OvSRqU07tx pic.twitter.com/LitpbmVFgv
— HYPEBEAST (@HYPEBEAST) September 7, 2017
As you probably could have guessed, Twitter had a blast with these puppies.
https://twitter.com/stopbeingfamous/status/907112506296070144
https://twitter.com/SmoothSoulja/status/906638670861524992
https://twitter.com/micron_hero/status/906297746918748160
Geography teachers must have been on a good wedge when I was in school cos they all wore these horrers https://t.co/V1foAaWpZU
— Paul mchugh (@paulmchugh86) September 10, 2017
I'm torn. The Balenciaga sneakers are tough, BUT they also look like an old ass pair of shoes that my mom keeps in a box in the garage. pic.twitter.com/mUfPmRmhfR
— Desuana ✨ (@Desuana_D) September 8, 2017
Look like the running shoes them mid 30-40 y/o White dons go running in pic.twitter.com/IPPqD3wBch
— Ronin OTB (@roninotb) September 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/michaeljive/status/905874460871335936
£500 for these new Balenciaga's and they really be looking like shoes found in lost property at school pic.twitter.com/Gidb3QRWw2
— Dr. Mantis Toboggan (@SantanBredders) September 7, 2017
Yeah, these are going to be a no for me, dawg.
[h/t Some eCards]