People Are Convinced Joe From Netflix’s ‘You’ Is Really Dennis Reynolds From ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’

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So my girlfriend roped me in to watching this show ‘You‘ on Netflix, which she sold to me as “a Lifetime movie without the old people.” I agreed submissively because I am a neutered man, and thought of this at the very least as an opportunity to scroll through my phone mindlessly and watch fight videos with the volume muted.

Twenty minutes in I was had a clarifying, repairing & soothing face mask on was sipping a glass of Zinfandel while housing a charcuterie board totally glued to the television. You cashes in on all the viewers guilty pleasures–psychopaths and hot chicks and reading! Ok, the reading may be a stretch, but if you haven’t watched the show, it’s like Pringles: Once you pop, the fun don’t stop. Look at me, 9 episodes in and I’m already speaking like a tool.

In any event, many bros who have watched the series are comparing the psychopathic, sociopathic main character, Joe, to It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia‘s Dennis Reynolds. If you think that’s a stretch, remember that Dennis is the brain child of the D.E.N.N.I.S. System.

Demonstrate Value
Engage Physically
Nurturing Dependence
Neglect Emotionally
Inspire Hope
Separate Entirely

This system can be remixed for Joe.

Jack Off In A Bush Outside Your Stalking Victim’s Window
Only Befriend Children Aged 12 And Younger
Eliminate All Threats

Ok, maybe not as seamlessly.

Regardless, check out all the people convinced these two are blood brothers.

Poignant theory.

[h/t Philly Voice]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.