Is It Illegal To Make Sweet Love To McDonald’s New Fried Cheese Doughnuts Or Just Frowned Upon?

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Do you love doughnuts? Do you love onion rings? Do you hate yourself? If you answered ‘yes’ to those three questions, I want you to know that you are worthy, one-of-a-kind, loved, and she doesn’t deserve you anyway.

So stop scrolling through her Instagram feed, I promise you she’s not having as much fun as she’s making it seem. You know what you need? A trip. A trip to Germany. Why Germany, you ask, as you wipe tears from your cheek.

What more incentive do you need than McDonald’s new Fried Cheese Doughnuts.

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The menu offering’s star ingredient is the Camembert cheese–a soft, creamy cheese made from cow’s milk. The gooey cheese is surrounded by a crispy, golden breaded exterior. I’m not sure what makes these doughnuts and not onion rings, but I am totally on board with the cheese doughnut train.

The cheese doughnuts, which are only available in Germany as of now, come in a 7-piece order and cost 3.99 euros (approx. $4.90 U.S. dollars). They are served with two containers of cranberry dipping sauce for some reason.

No word on when or if these slices of heaven will make it stateside.

And remember bro, she don’t deserve you.

[h/t Delish]

 

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.