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I’m a straight man.
Buuuuuut even my wife knows that I’m Chris Kyle with the hot guy radar gun, whereas I’m still deciding whether the chess chick from The Queen’s Gambit would be attractive if she worked at The Cheesecake Factory.
Acting on it is a different conversation, but if I’m hanging out with Chris Hemsworth, you best believe I’m going to turn up the charm more than I would, say, my wife’s friend Heather. Maybe it’s an acceptance thing or maybe it’s those gorgeous blue eyes or poreless skin or symmetrical pecks.
So when comedian and actor Jake Johnson began trending after sparking a debate on Twitter on whether he deserves the insane caliber of women he’s pulled as his role as Nick Miller in New Girl, I feel I am qualified to weigh in on the matter.
there’s no way nick miller pulled all these women. pic.twitter.com/mBQGpVHtQM
— beyoncé’s titties (@eraxtrana) January 25, 2021
Zooey Deschanel, Megan Fox (who he dumped), Lizzy Caplan, and Olivia Munn.
Not a bad murderer’s row for a guy who plays a broke bartender with no ambition and three roommates.
This has started a ferocious debate on the webs about whether Nick was deserved of this success. There are two schools of thought.
- HELL NO:
Girls are suckers for mediocre white dudes…I have never understood it 😂 pic.twitter.com/ufgDIQMjGB
— Toxic Capricorn (ToxicbearGaming) (@Toxic_Capricorn) January 26, 2021
everyone that’s saying that nicks actor is physically attractive… i thought of this and imma just leave it here 💀 pic.twitter.com/Tb2STuFjRf
— beyoncé’s titties (@eraxtrana) January 26, 2021
2. HELL YAS KING!
https://twitter.com/PatClarkk/status/1354050813170167808?s=20
https://twitter.com/WSpark98NZ/status/1354037560738123785?s=20
i love when nick miller trends once a month on twitter for no other reason than that we're all collectively in love with him as he should
— emma🍉 (@emmaclxire_) January 26, 2021
https://twitter.com/WSpark98NZ/status/1354039523626217473?s=20
https://twitter.com/llunamere/status/1354028176004026369?s=20
Final Verdict: Nick Miller has what we call in the industry ‘Glow Up Game.’ He can look really hot and polished in ironed clothes and a sun-kissed hue, but if you throw that dude in Alaska in February and he’s rolling out of bed after a bender, he’ll look like the assistant manager at GameStop.
Glow Up Nick Miller: Worthy of Megan Fox.
Alaska Nick Miller: Worthy of my wife’s friend, Heather.