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Listen I’m not here to shame people for not doing their job the day after the Super Bowl, because the most work I did on Monday was on the toilet. Rest in fece, my trusty porcelain prince.
But I’m a sucker for a classic Self-Assured Newscaster Speaking Enthusiastically About Something They Know Nothing About, so I bring you this news from ABC7 in the Los Angeles area.
This is all of us when we’re trying to write a research paper without actually reading the book.
Tough loss for the @SFGiants last night. pic.twitter.com/QEMCHsPgH0
— ABC7Error (@abc7error) February 3, 2020
This would be a embarrassing on any other day of the year, but the day after the Super Bowl it’s heroic that these ladies are even delivering the fake knees with a belly full of pigs-in-a-blanket and the faint stench of silent-but-deadlies permeating throughout the studio.
Someone gets these ladies a Tums and a Medal of Honor.
Uh oh, Karen’s taco dip continues to cloud the mind…
Still wrong … pic.twitter.com/5RmefVRHRl
— ABC7Error (@abc7error) February 3, 2020
“Congratulations to the 49ers for winning their first Sports Ball title in 50 years, aside from 1995, 1990, 1989, 1985, and 1982. We’ll be back after a short message from our sponsors and an explosive poop.”
Pictured: The greatest 49er to never win a Super Bowl while also winning three.
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Gotta love Jeremy Rice.
[h/t TPS]