Academy Awards Has Sour Vapes… ABSOLUTELY NO VAPING FOR LEONARDO DICAPRIO AT THE OSCARS!

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Will you look at that. I did one of those fun little TMZ headlines with a pun, plenty of all caps and a line that looks exactly like a quote, but it’s not, but it fools the reader into thinking it is. I feel like a real journalist now. Any who, it’s not all about me and my shitty headline, it’s about Leonardo DiCaprio not being able to get his vape on at the Oscars.

The world went bonkers when Leo was vaping his face off at the SAG Awards. It caused such a stir that the American Lung Association blabbed about the dangers of vaping. The whole hullabaloo has garnered the attention of the infamous Dolby Theatre, where the Academy Awards are held.

TMZ has the scoop:

Hollywood’s famed Dolby Theatre says it makes no exceptions
with its smoking policy … even during the Oscars ceremony.

What the fuck is Leo supposed to puff on and look cool when he wins his very first Oscar?

But the no vaping decree doesn’t just apply to Leo, it also goes for all the important shits in the building. We’re talking about you Johnny Depp. And you Katy Perry (Not sure why she would be at the Oscars). And you Michelle Rodriguez.

And you Paris Hilton and Christina Milian.

And you Sienna Miller.

And you Sarah Silverman and your lovely boobs.

via GIPHY

And not even you Lindsay Lohan, but I’m pretty certain that LiLo has not been invited to the Academy Awards despite all of her legendary achievements in cinema.

[TMZ]


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