Ed Sheeran Once Got Drunk AF And CRACKED Justin Bieber In The Face With A Golf Club, Is My New Hero

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Ed Sheeran just became my new favorite singer with this story of how he got hammered one night and cracked Justin Bieber right in the face with a golf club.

In a new interview with The Guardian, Sheeran tells a tale that will make any non-Belieber green with envy…

“We were in Japan. We’d been out to a dive bar. He just drank water and I got hammered. Then we went to a golf course, and he lay on the floor and put a golf ball in his mouth and told me to hit it out of his mouth. I was like, ‘Fuck, I need to aim this properly,’ and I swung.

First of all, does anyone believe that Bieber would let Sheeran hit a golf ball out of his mouth while he was totally sober and Sheeran was shit-faced? No? Okay, back to the story.

And you know in films when someone gets punched, and you hear that fake sound, like a slap? But in real life when someone gets punched, you hear that dull thud, a bit sickening? I heard a sound like the last one, and saw his security guard looking at me like” – he pulls a horrified expression. “I’d cracked Justin Bieber right in the cheek with a golf club. That was,” he concludes, “one of those ‘What the fuck?’ moments.”

What I, and many others, would have given to be there to hear “that dull thud.”

I think am going to go and buy all of his albums now because this is obviously a man we need to support to the fullest.

Cheers to you, good sir. Keep doing the Lord’s work for us like that.

Spent my birthday in Austria with beer and fried stuff, yep yep yep

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