I want to preface this by saying that if my son was the biggest pop star on the planet, I would act exactly how Jeremy Bieber acts–which is a shoe-in for a first ballot Hall of Fame fuckboy 10,000. I would buy more fedoras and scaly caps than I’d know what to do with, I’d rock studded earrings and a spray tan that would make Don Cheadle look like Carrot Top.
Jeremy Bieber, who is 40-years-old, recently had an engagement party in Toronto complete with superheroes, tigers, and the son who allowed him to wear a white scaly cap and not get punched in the sniffer.
And while I’ll never hate on someone for finding true love, I will hate on a guy who presents himself like Bieber’s dad does. 11 out of 10 times.
Fuckboys attract other fuckboys. It’s science. And that dude on the left may just Fuhrer Fuckboy.
Jeremy Biebs is the real life Colin Farrell from Horrible Bosses.
I guess I’m being a little bitter. I wish nothing but the best for Jeremy and his bride-to-be.
That fucking hat though. Unforgivable.