Katt Williams Was Reportedly Found Naked And Covered In Chocolate When Cops Raided His House, His Reasoning Is A+

It’s been a rocky fall for the man who was once one of the funniest comedians on the planet. Katt Williams has gone from selling out arenas across America to sitting dejectedly on a lawn after getting choked out by a teenager.

It truly is sad, as its becoming more and more apparent that Katt is far removed from making laugh out loud comedy. And as much as I believe it’s a low-ball move to make light of mental illness, Williams has provided some quotes and soundbites that are just too primo to ignore. So I guess that makes it ok.

The latest chapter in the Katt Williams saga involves him calling his “so-called” family out for trying to convince him to get professional help. According to TMZ, Katt claims that his family has been trying to get him help for years, but only because they’re a bunch of “broke bitches” who want to fleece him of his cash.

Williams’ increasing paranoia and distrust in the people who he has chosen to surround himself with has become evident after he fired his entire team, claiming they too had been fleecing him.

This is where it gets funny.

A source close to Katt told TMZ the comedian is so off the rails, he was found naked and covered in chocolate when cops raided his house earlier this month.

Katt does not deny this claim but instead goes further in saying that he was covered in whipped cream too. Why? Because he “likes a bitch to lick it off him before he gets fucked to sleep.”

Let’s all remind ourselves how goddamn funny this dude was before he made it clear to all of us that the belongs in a straight jacket.

Unrelated but worthy–hot girl chugging a beer like a boss.

[h/t TMZ]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.