More like Kim Kar-DASH-ian AMIFUCKINGRIGHT! Guys. Am I correct? Ok, I’ll go sit on a cactus.
Anyway, following Kim getting robbed at gunpoint back in October and Kanye getting hospitalized in November for “temporary psychosis,” the wheels may have come off the wedding wagon, claims a source close to the couple.
“[Kim] wants a divorce,” a source told Us Weekly. “It will take some time before she can do anything but she doesn’t want to stay married.”
Must be great news for Kanye to hear as he sits in a padded room drooling into a cup. But Kim getting her headline is more important than her husband’s mental stability. It’s so goddamn cut throat I have no choice but to respect it. But this isn’t Kim’s first rodeo (she’s ridden plenty), and she knows how to manipulate the situation to turn herself into the victim as her “soul mate” battles the demons in his own head.
“Kim has to keep telling him to calm down,” a source told the mag. “She’s being a supportive wife. She cares about Kanye and feels relieved he’s getting the help he needs, but she’s felt trapped for awhile.”
“I know you’re about one bad thought away from a straight jacket but calm down, sweetie.” Wow, what a martyr Kim is. So supportive. When the going gets tough, the tough gets going wants a fucking divorce.
But we all knew this would happen eventually and I, for one, thought this charade went on far too long. Kim and Kanye got married on May 24, 2014 and have been successfully keeping up appearances for nearly two-and-a-half years, which in celebrity marriage time is three decades. If the divorce does actually come to fruition, it would be good for both of them. It will give Kanye the fuel to produce another Graduation-esque album and Kim will play up the ‘grieving divorcee’ song and dance on season 1,392 of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Oh, their kids. Shit. Well, um, DOUBLE THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!
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