Before Ryan Reynolds was the wildly handsome, funny, self-aware, A-list celebrity who my girlfriend would probably bone on my birthday, he was a 17 year old kid trying to figure out his identity with a god awful haircut. Back in 1996, when the now 40-year-old Reynolds was a young whipper snapper, he had a role in the Oscar-winning Sabrina the Teenage Witch movie starring Melissa Joan Hart. Just kidding about the Oscar-winning part, it was the movie equivalent of a root canal.
In any event, Reynolds evidently did not ask anyone their opinion on his haircut at the time, because if he did they’d tell him he looks like a boner.
https://twitter.com/Lilarbishy/status/871538849968771072
No one can possibly punk Ryan Reynolds because in an industry full of aloof, pretentious dickbags, he is the master of smart self-depreciation.
"I'm really protective of my penis. Which haircut will make sure it never meets anyone?" https://t.co/BVxD2wbSQW
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 5, 2017
The Zack Morris starter-kits are on sale now! Call my secretary, Gale, and get yours today. pic.twitter.com/sBKz6eNEaO
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) May 7, 2015
Good tweet, Ryan, but the internet is going to internet.
https://twitter.com/BrianSaysStuff/status/871544361791627264
— Ronny McSinner (@ronnyweed) June 5, 2017
You look like Justin Timberlake's older brother. pic.twitter.com/J65IrTyr1i
— Johan Hulaimi (@th1eves) June 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/savagepsyche/status/871544732966694912
"You know the mayor of whoville?" pic.twitter.com/h30Yjk5Nbx
— bri (@BriannaLeggett) June 5, 2017
Reynolds may be the most entertaining follow on Twitter besides all the porn bots I follow.
Call me old fashioned, but sending a dick pic is disgusting and lazy. Real love means sending a nice bouquet of penises.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 29, 2015
Intimidating? Sure. But "Sex-Thirsty Online Predators" is a terrible name for a softball team.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 24, 2015
I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 11, 2015
[h/t Some eCards]