I’m not a country guy. The only reason I know who Blake Shelton is is because he’s all over my television screen and my mom masturbates to him. So Blake and I are already starting off on the wrong foot.
Blake has put himself further on my shit list after fans uncovered some boneheaded tweets he made 5 years ago. The tweets have since been deleted from his account, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned making a living as a blogger, it’s that the internet never forgets. Especially when you have 17.7 million followers.
This. This right here. You can’t say.
Ok, I laughed at this one before I remembered it was malicious and totally uncalled for.
Oh, cuz of the rainbow thing. I get it, Blake. I get it.
I own a pair of Chucks. And cucumbers are a delicious addition to a garden salad.
Dakota Fanning was 16 in 2011. She hadn’t even got her learner’s permit yet.
https://twitter.com/SimplyMiley/status/764797923230121985
So to recap Blake Shelton,he's :racist,homophobic,misogynistic,makes light of rape and made sexual comments about a minor. What a great guy.
— veda ❀ (@bellalugosii) August 13, 2016
https://twitter.com/yuriskwon/status/764552946168147968
https://twitter.com/effymens/status/758876730677342208
https://twitter.com/MartijnPOP/status/758795017712533508
You shade Britney, Blake. You shade all of us.
https://twitter.com/bbydontlie/status/764610267644846081
Oh, he’s reformed. Nevermind.
Regardless, once my mom catches wind of these tweets, she’s going to have to find a new dude on The Voice to masturbate to.
Oh God no.