Get Soaked In This USA Gear For Bros And Babes: Tanks, Bikinis, Suits And More!




The beauts at Shinesty are back at it again bringing us the most outlandish collection of clothing the world has ever seen. When worn correctly, the right USA clothing can make Mike Tyson’s albino tiger purr like a kitten, blow the minds of boringly-dressed onlookers, or be a major contributing factor in the creation of a small human that looks strikingly similar to you.


For The Babes 


They’re sisters or click bait – $69.99

Olympic Enemy #1


We Gettin’ The Gold – $29.99


The ‘Merican Gent


Short Sleeve Sex Suit $99.99


O.G. Original Grandma Venom Shades


Trust in Gam Gam $34.99



We Got There First 


Not Cocky | Just Better – $29.99

Head over to Shinesty for more USA-Themed clothing. You’re bound to find something that is your speed.

NOTE: Shinesty can guarantee shipments with standard rates through June 28th. With expedited shipping through 30th at 2:00pm MST.

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