Keep Your Drink From Drowning With This Handy Donut Pool Float
You’ve got so many important things to do while lounging in the pool. You’ve got to keep the sunscreen applied so you don’t burn and keep mental track of how long you can stay in the water before you piss your pants. It’s not all relaxing!
You’ve also got to keep your drink from spilling in the pool. No one wants to swim around in dirty, booze-infested waters. Keep your drink afloat with these handy inflatable party drink floats that look just like a delicious donut. Perfect for fans of Homer Simpson, Phish, and people who just don’t want to spill their damn drinks.
Sold as a 3-pack — strawberry, chocolate, and berry frosted — you’ll always know which drink is yours. Just kidding. All of them. All of the drinks are yours, you lazy SOB.
Did you just piss your pants? Grow up, dude?
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