Alright, bros, it’s once again time for my weekly ‘Things We Want’ feature. If this is your first time checking this out it’s a round up of all the awesome gear for bros that I came across in my travels across the web in the past week. Some of the stuff I plan on buying for myself (or have already purchased), other things are crazy expensive and I wouldn’t be able to afford them in my wildest dreams. But that’s why this is called the ‘Things We Want This Week’, and not the ‘Things We’re Getting For Ourselves This Week’, because we all need to know what the latest and greatest aspirational items are on the market, right?
Also, if you know of a product that you think should be featured in my weekly Gear Guide then feel free to hit me up via email at Cass @ Brobible dot com. And for those of you looking to have us test out products to be featured here you can contact me via that email for our mailing address.
Cole Haan ZERØGRAND Stitchlite — The Lighest Wingtip Oxford For Men
Debuted yesterday, the ZERØGRAND Stitchlite from Cole Haan are officially the lightest wingtip oxford shoes for men. This is a HUGE step forward for Cole Haan, and the state-of-the-art stitching on the ZERØGRAND Stitchlite combines to ensure maximum durability and unimaginable lightness.
The forefoot and heel feature rubber pods which provide maximum grip on any surface, wet or dry, and the energy foam footbed is built for ultimate comfort.
These shoes can be dressed up or down, depending on how you want to wear them, and are an extremely versatile addition to the world of wingtip oxfords.
Duke Cannon ‘Solid Cologne’ (Air, Sea, and Land) — The Perfect Travel Cologne
If you like to travel with cologne then you already know how much of a pain it can be to carry the bottles with you. The TSA isn’t a fan of large cologne bottles and will confiscate them on sight, so you’ll often have to purchase smaller bottles just for travel…Or, you can ditch liquid cologne altogether and get with Duke Cannon’s Solid Cologne. It comes in three fragrances: Air, Sea, and Land.
These long-lasting solid colognes from Duke Cannon fit neatly into any travel bag and are 100% TSA-approved. They also smell amazing, like men SHOULD smell.
adidas Football 2017 Uncaged Collection
Debuted earlier today, the 2017 Uncaged Collection from adidas Football is so amazing that even bros who aren’t typically interested in football cleats are going to love these.
Earlier this week I brought you bros news of the Uncaged Cheetah adizero 5-Star 40 Cleats, a pair of adidas Football cleats designed specifically for the 40-yard dash at the NFL Combine. Well, today adidas made a HUGE announcement, debuting the 2017 Uncaged Collection:
The Uncaged adizero 5-Star 6.0 (Cheetah, Dragon, Lion, Falcon, Mutant, Shark, Snake, Tiger)
Designed for speed and built for playmakers, the adizero is lighter than any competitor cleat. The Uncaged adizero 5-Star 6.0 is fabricated from a lightweight, flexible a SPRINTSKIN for added durability. The new lightweight single-construction SPRINTFRAME plate features an external heel counter and strategically placed SPRINTSTUDS, along with a forefoot rotational traction zone for the optimum blend of speed and traction.
The UncagedFREAK x KEVLAR® (Dragon, Lion, Shark)
Faster than the competition and engineered for the most intimidating players on the field. With a unique silhouette designed to provide mid-cut support with a low-cut feel, the Uncaged FREAK x KEVLAR® is constructed from a lightweight, flexible SPRINTSKIN and features KEVLAR® woven into the upper for added durability. An all-new RAZORFRAME, features strategically placed SPRINTSTUDS and a new torsion system with forefoot carbonfiber for peak performance and multi-directional strength and traction.
Interested? Follow that link below and head on over to adidas’ website!!!
Skrub Knife Cleaner — Safely Clean Kitchen Blades After Cooking
The Skrub Knife Cleaner by Kitchenwise enables you to safely clean your kitchen blades after cooking and slicing raw meat and produce. Cleaning knives can be tricky, and typically it’s safest to just run them through the dishwasher, but the Skrub Knife Cleaner protects your hands from the blade while cleaning.
Heavy Duty Pull-Up and Powerlifting Bands By Draper’s Strength (Only $14!!)
It’s time to start working on that Spring Break/Summer body, and to see the gains you’re looking for then you’ll need these powerlifting bands.
— From light to heavy resistance (2-200 lbs) – To choose the best bands for your needs, check out the band tension chart in the images to the left.
— A variety of exercises can be performed – for physical therapy, rehabilitation, pull-ups, stretching, strength training, powerlifting and etc.
— Bands are 41″ inches long and are made of high-quality latex material built to last for years.
SOG Knives Credit Card Multi-Tool ($10)
This amazing SOG Knives Credit Card Multi-Tool is the perfect everyday carry accessory to keep tucked inside of your wallet for a rainy day. The gentlemen over at TDW have a full review of this incredible multi-tool, and you can follow that link to read in full, or you can skip the B.S. and follow the ‘buy it now’ link below!
An Epic New Party Game That Combines Cornhole And Golf
Bros love cornhole. Bros love golf. Now there’s a way to combine both these activities in a variety of social situations: At the beach, in the backyard during a barbecue, behind the frat house, in the parking lot of a stadium while tailgating. A genius group of Bros on Kickstarter created something called Chippo, “the glorious lovechild of golf and cornhole (the popular bean bag toss game).” It’s shattered it’s initial production goal of $12,000 and raised over $50,000 in just a few days.
Chippo is our very own invention: a patent pending, mind-blowing mash-up of golf and traditional backyard games. We like to call Chippo the glorious lovechild of golf and cornhole (the popular bean bag toss game). We’ve combined the old fashioned, beer-slugging, tailgate-dominating, sunshine-basking goodness of games like cornhole with the gentlemanly, giddiness-inducing, side-betting beauty of golf. Chippo is the only backyard game where you can work over your buddies, while working on your short game. Sound good? Well, we are ready to bring Chippo to beaches, backyards, tailgates, gym classes and golf clubhouses all over these great United States of America
There’s no doubt it’s the next great backyard party game for savages all around America. Focusing on your chip shot while slugging brews with your friends like a game of cornhole? That’s as good as life gets.
FiberFix Repair Wrap: 3-Roll Bundle ($13)
No break, tear, or crack is too tough for FiberFix, the incredible repair wrap that is 100 times stronger than duct tape. You break things, we get it, you just get jacked up sometimes, but FiberFix is here to ensure you can fix anything you break on your own with absolute ease. Crack in a broom, split pipe, snapped garden tools – don’t throw anything out, just repair them with FiberFix.
Zendure 40W Max A-Series 4-Port USB Travel Wall Charger ($33)
Engineered for the world traveler, this wall charger is equipped with UK and EU adapters to plug into just about any wall outlet in the world. With one QC high-speed, and three 5V/2.4A ZEN+ USB ports, this adapter can charge your smartphone, e-reader, tablet, smart watch, camera, or any other 5V USB chargeable device in a jiffy. You’re going to want your devices charged up and healthy while you’re traveling, so travel smart with Zendure.
2000 Series Bamboo Fiber 6-Piece Sheets ($39 — Usually $175)
Make your bed your paradise with the 6-piece 2000 Series luxury sheets. Boasting ultimate softness and comfort from eco-friendly bamboo yarn and ultra soft microfiber, these silky, breathable sheets will keep you warm while giving you those curl-up-in-bed chills at the end of a long day. Get the sleep you deserve by upgrading from those hot, itchy, rough sheets to the 2000 Series!
Vapor Slide Kit — Vape Pen, Water Pipe Slide, This High-Powered Vape Does It All
Say hello to the world’s first vaporizing water pipe down stem. Better yet: you can even use the Vape Slide on its own as well. This clean, effective, convenient smoking method provides a hybrid experience unrivaled elsewhere. Whether being used as a slide or a pen, the higher amperage from the powerful 18350 Li-ion battery delivers a full-bodied, thick vapor hit no matter what.
LED Toilet Light Will Ensure You Never Piss On Your Feet In The Middle Of The Night Again
It’s time to start lighting up the dark with something besides our fluorescent urine. The Kingso Toilet LED Nightlight is a motion-activated night light for your toilet. It fits on the rim of any toilet, turns itself on and illuminates the inner bowl any time you walk into the bathroom at night.
This Coffee Mug Makes People Get Naked When It Hits A Certain Temperature
The other day I read this article giving tips on quitting coffee and thought to myself “who THE HELL would want to quit drinking coffee?” Coffee would be the greatest beverage ever if beer didn’t exist.
I drink about 17 cups a day. First thing in the morning, almost every hour of the day, and even right before bed although I needed a special weighted coaster for that last cup because I kept dozing off and spilling it all over the damn place.
I even collect coffee mugs and found this one that I’m absolutely adding to my collection because naked people.
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