I’ve honestly waited in line at the DMV for less time than it took Taylor Swift to lock down a new boyfriend after breaking up with Calvin Harris. Usually when someone hitches up with a new beau in the time it takes to heat up a Hot Pocket, we’d all expect said person was cheating on their ex during the relationship. But not love-hungry T-Swift.
Taylor has already introduced actor Tom Hiddleston to her parents and has taken romantic getaways to Italy and Australia, all while not doing much to keep themselves out of the public eye. Just Taylor being Taylor. Hey Tay, haven’t you heard the phrase ‘love comes when you’re least looking for it.’ Take it from the 29-year-old single dude with no prospects.
Calvin was reportedly not happy with all the lovey dovey publicity between her ex and Hiddleston, so what does he do? He parties with ex Pussycat Dolls lead singer and certified bombshell Nicole Scherzinger.
According to TMZ,
The superstar DJ and former Pussycat Doll partied together over the weekend at Tape nightclub in London. Our Calvin sources tell TMZ he bumped into her there and later offered to give Nicole and her girls a ride home (smooth!) … which they accepted.
The 38-year-old Scherzinger dated singer Ed Sheeran last year, which may be the hottest pull for a ginger in the history of man.
While it’s not confirmed that the two are boning, the pics over at TMZ show them arm-in-arm. Like people who fuck.
This chick is like wine or my porn collection. Just gets better with age.