DO NOT Watch These Hannah Ferguson SI Swimsuit Outtakes Unless Your Pants Have An Elastic Waistband

I made the mistake of watching these outtakes in the BroBible office, and the only way I’ll get up from my desk if there’s a fire in the office. Good thing I have a goddamn fire hose AMIRIGHT!? “No,” says all of my exes. Erroneous.

Hannah has appeared in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition the past three years and is a lottery pick. Eventual first ballot hall-of-famer. The daughter of two Marine Corps parents, Ferguson stands 5’10” tall but has curves for days and the bubbly personality to match. Really trying to find one flaw but the only thing I got so far is her not responding to my DMs. Patience, Matt. It’s only been 84 days.

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Did I mention her silly personality? She cracks me up.

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Her still shots are just as tantalizing.

She gives our girl Nina Agdal a run for her money.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.