Do you guys remember the first time you watched Two Girls, One Cup and you were totally repulsed but were somehow still sticking around to watch it all the way through? Or Meat Spin, I’d get to like 38 spins before I was like ‘Ok, time to take a shower.’ I have that same impulse with Jake Paul and the YouTube fuckbois. There is nothing I find interesting or talented or insightful about the YouTube star, but for the same reason I feel obligated to check up on him. It’s one of my most pathetic qualities, and that’s saying something.
But, you’re here for a reason, so misery loves company. Sup bro. You trying to hear the latest drama with Jake Paul and Team 10?! Why not, we all die someday anyway, right!
Think of the worst thing your flesh and blood could do to you, short of physical harm. YEP, you guessed it: bang your girlfriend. And that’s exactly what Jake Paul accused his older brother Logan of doing in a tweet he posted, then deleted, the other night.
Banging your brother’s girlfriend while they are living together is the work of Satan.
Jake is referring to his ex, Alissa Violet (pics in a bit), who he met at a fan meet-and-greet and signed her to a five year contract with Team 10. Rookie move. The two apparently broke up and Jake kicked her out of his mansion for reasons that were not made public until the other night. Alissa’s story was a bit different.
The truth pic.twitter.com/r4S0DmTYXl
— alissa violet (@AlissaViolet) February 21, 2017
Jake rhymes with snake! 🐍
— alissa violet (@AlissaViolet) February 21, 2017
Pics or it never happened.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTh72yghsmC/?hl=en&taken-by=alissaviolet
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSunm1ihNT0/?hl=en&taken-by=alissaviolet
https://www.instagram.com/p/BO5OrG_FA-A/?hl=en&taken-by=alissaviolet
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQgkcOyAJv4/?hl=en&taken-by=alissaviolet
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQBZfr8F3EN/?hl=en&taken-by=alissaviolet
Now excuse me while I take a shower for giving a shit about this.
[h/t Hollywood Life]