Kourtney Kardashian Showing Some Serious Booty In A Skimpy Bikini Is Good For The Soul

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Call me a simpleton or a basic bro, but Kourtney Kardashian is my guilty pleasure. She seems like the least fame-hungry, self-absorbed Kardashian, which I know holds about as much weight as the kindest dude on Death Row, but hey, whatever. Don’t judge my guilty pleasures bro, I doubt your internet search history is squeaky clean.

Regardless, I think we can both agree she’s pretty damn attractive, evident in you clicking on this post and me holding my dick in my hand. Jk, bruh. Am I though? Anyhoo, Kourtney was out on one of those swan floats that every chick on Tinder uses as their profile pic and if I came across these photos, I’d swipe HARD right.

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When you can't find me…

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Kourtney has been showing some skin since her breakup with Lord Disick. Is she trying to seduce me?? You can’t prove she’s not.

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Selfie camera view.

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