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That is … damn, look at that shit. That is a long since dead alien that has risen from the grave, disturbed obviously by the number of probes we’ve sent from Earth to Mars over the past forty years (which, wouldn’t that bother the dick out of you?) and is now awakened, roaming the deserted red planet in search of its alien ghost brethren.
From the always reliable UFO Sightings Daily:
We also see two arms that are lighter in color and what looks like a head with long hair. Its hard to tell if this is a living being, or a statue of a being from long ago. However, a statue that small would be eroded and destroyed easily, so it has a higher chance of being a living being. Also it is facing the Mars rover…watching it from a distance.
Oh, an it’s a lady. Look at that alien ghost bosom. Can we get a zoom on that?
Yes we can.
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Alien ghost titties pachaw. Here she is in context of the surrounding landscape. UFOSD estimates she is but a wee ten centimeters tall.
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Son that is some Lady in the Water shit (I don’t know actually, I never saw the movie). But it looks like it belongs in Lady in the Water.
Regardless, with this and the discovery of crab people, it seems ancient Mars was a wild, wild place. Like the Holy Roman Empire but with giant talking crabs and tiny ladies.
And lots of sex between the two.