Dude Who Thought He Found An Angel That Fell From Heaven Was Devastated To Learn It Was Only An Inflatable Sex Doll

Imagine thinking you’d found a divine being, a symbol of God that descended from the skies, the body of an angel incarnate who passed. You would take it home with you, of course you would, proof the Lord exists and is good.

Then imagine your friend being like, “An angel, Bro? No, that’s just something people stick their dick in for fun.”

That hyper-specific hypothetical happened last month to Pardin, a 21-year-old man who lives in a small fishing village in Indonesia.

He came across what he thought was the body of an angel, so he brought it home, dressed it, and cared for it. Word spread that the boy had discovered an angel. You see, he happened upon the doll after the recent solar eclipse occurred, which many believe portend acts of God.

Upon hearing the news, the town’s chief of police went to investigate the miracle.

“So it was checked by one of our team. It was a sex toy,” said the area’s police chief Heru Pramukarno

Brutal. But before you laugh, maybe it’s weirder that your pervy ass can recognize any sex doll the moment you lay eyes on it.

Who is the real loser?

[Via Rappler / Detik]