Man On Craigslist Wants To Do The Most Maryland Thing Ever: Cook Crab Gnocchi For A Couple While They Have Sex

This is the most Maryland thing to happen since the world discovered that Mia Khalifa loves to drape herself in the heraldic banner of George Calvert, Lord Baltimore.

A man on Craigslist is wants to cook a couple Crab Gnocchi while they have sex. He’ll see himself out when he leaves. Just have to provide that sweet, delicious jumbo lump crab and you’re good to go:

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Throw a lacrosse game and weekend trip to Seacrets Jamacia USA in the mix and you officially have the most Maryland thing ever.

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