This is the most Maryland thing to happen since the world discovered that Mia Khalifa loves to drape herself in the heraldic banner of George Calvert, Lord Baltimore.
A man on Craigslist is wants to cook a couple Crab Gnocchi while they have sex. He’ll see himself out when he leaves. Just have to provide that sweet, delicious jumbo lump crab and you’re good to go:
Throw a lacrosse game and weekend trip to Seacrets Jamacia USA in the mix and you officially have the most Maryland thing ever.