People Shared The Best Things They’ve Been Told During Or After Sex So Get Ready To Take Notes

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Best Things Told During Or After Sex


I’m not really sure what to think of these answers to the question posed over at “Ask Reddit” by CrunchyNappyFap.

The question, “What’s the best thing you’ve been told during/after sex?” elicited some very unusual responses. Sure, there were a few, normal, sweet things in there, but as usual when anonymity is involved it had to go and get a little weird at times.

This question also could have been, “give us you best humblebrag sex story,” as you shall see based on some of the answers that were given.

Here are a few of the highlights…

After going down on a girl I was hooking up with, she called me the patron saint of oral sex. I’m thinking about getting medallions made. ~ can_you_swim

After with a breathless smile: “No one has ever done that to me before!” ~ CathaoirLXIX

“Wow, that was better than Nicole said it would be.”

I hooked up with this one chick (Nicole) and I guess she enjoyed the performance and told her friends. At the time I had no idea the girls knew each other. ~ ad190409

Best I ever got after was “I’d go make you a sandwich but you destroyed my pussy and I can’t walk” then she pointed around the room saying “there is some,” “oh look there is some over there” and we just cracked up laughing. Still with her. I love this chick. ~ drakemcguff

My wife says she loves the feel of my balls slapping her ass while in missionary. And now I’m turned on just thinking about it. ~ Reason_to_Smiles

“Oh my god… That thing you did with your hips was amazing.”

I was pleased. ~ CountBlah_Blah

“There’s no way you’re a virgin.”

I was a virgin before she and I got started. ~ Undecided_User_Name

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