This is some mighty fine snow trolling by an unidentified Bro. NBC4 newscasters David Culver and Angie Goff thought they were talking to Virginia Department of Transportation employee Jason Bond about road conditions after Snowzilla.
Instead, they got a Bro who took the interview off the rails, talking about how his drug dealers and hookers couldn’t use their cars to reach him.
A smattering of examples:
“My drug dealer and prostitute were on the way, and they couldn’t get it delivered. I couldn’t believe that.”
“Be patient. The prostitutes will be there tomorrow morning and you can have a good time then.”
“The good call girls in hotels, they should stay there.”
After the segment, the newscasters realized the prank and apologized. It’s the best news trolling since this.
[Via DCist]