Bros Pour Water On Oil Fire And Film It In Slow Motion And Its Goddamn Beautiful

This is why the Internet is awesome. Did I give a shit about what an oil fire looks like in slow motion after it comes in contact with water 8 minutes ago? Fuck no. I could have gone about my life in the same half-assed way I do every day. Would not seeing this beautiful spectacle prohibit me from getting legless drunk tonight and inhaling late night Chinese food? No. But in the off chance a beautiful blonde with a bubble butt at the bar tonight is looking for regrettable sex with a dude who’s seen an oil fire explode in slow-mo, I’ll be that cross-eyed dude at the end of the bar who can give her what she’s looking for. So in a way, this video can give me something I haven’t gotten in 5 months. And that’s all I can ask for in a 4 minute YouTube clip.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.