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Canada just dropped the hammer. I’ve never felt less proud to be an American. My raging Patriot boner just softened faster than a Choco Taco in a heat wave. Sure, we landed on the moon, invented things like the internet, the Model T Ford, the cell phone, and Freedom (just to name a few), but how many of those things get you high while providing a creamy orgasm in your mouth? I count zero.
Canada just up and invented Chrontella–a buttery mix chocolate and hazelnut spread with 300mg of cannabis extract swirled throughout, according to Unilad. The $23 jar contains 300 milligrams of product, and it is reported that only 10 to 30 milligrams get you higher than Chris Christie’s blood pressure.
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Sometimes, you just have to swallow your patriot pride and tip a cap to the competitor. Well done, Canada.
[h/t Unilad]