Hell, people are even trying to hire clowns to commit murder for them.
It’s even spread to the UK where newspapers are putting out maps of damn clown-sightings.
So, yeah, enough with the freaking clowns, okay?
This thing has gotten SO out of hand, last week the subject of clowns was even brought up at a White House press briefing.
“I don’t know that the president has been briefed on this particular situation,” White House press secretary Josh Earnest said when asked by Bloomberg’s Justin Sink about reports of people dressed as clowns making threats and committing crimes in at least seven states since the summer.
“Obviously, this is a situation that law enforcement is taking quite seriously,” Earnest added, directing follow-up questions to the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security.
Well, that’s NOT the answer I wanted to hear from my government. I bet if Donald Trump were in charge he’d have all these creepy clowns rounded up and locked away in nothing flat. In fact, why isn’t THAT a debate question?
As Stephen Colbert so accurately puts it, “The ONLY thing creepier than a clown is someone who laughs at clowns.”
No, Hillary, they don’t. No they don’t. Not anymore. Buy Here