Man, whisky. It’s a man’s drink. A delicious man’s drink, drank by men.
But as perfect as it is, it has never exuded the kind of dude sexuality us dudes want. No guy has ever taken a nice big pull of Scotch and thought, “This is great, but I wish I could chase it with David Beckham’s dick.”
(Some people probably actually have thought that.)
But, now, you can drink whisky that’s befitting of an international sex and soccer symbol, with David Beckham Scotch.
Yea. Uhhn. David Beckham. It’s called the Haig Club, and is produced by Cameronbridge Distillery. Personally, I can’t think of anything else I’d ever want to drink again. But what if you aren’t me? What if are a whisky expert or someone who has never had whisky before? Well…
Haig Club™ is being enjoyed by whisky experts as well as those who have never tried Scotch Whisky: it is light, clean and ultra-smooth – delicious served neat or in a cocktail. Enjoy Haig Club™ served anyway you like it.
The way I’d like it is with a fresh dollop of David Be-cum. Get it? Cause. Never mind.
It does sound tasty, sans ejaculate.
The liquid has been crafted using a unique process that combines grain whisky from three cask types. This creates a fresh, clean style that showcases butterscotch and toffee for an ultra-smooth taste. Seen by many to be Scotland’s hidden gem, single grain whisky is being predicted by experts as the next trend in whisky.
The launch party was this weekend, with Becks and Posh in attendance.
Fun night in Scotland to launch David’s #HaigClub x vb
Drink. It. Up.