When you’re a drug dealer I’m sure it gets boring having to threaten people with breaking their kneecaps in order for them to pay you in full if you were dumb enough to offer them a layaway program. Layaway + drugs = you stiff your dealer and he mercs your dog, obviously. But what if your dealer likes dogs and is more into mental warfare rather than physical? What does he do to get his money then?
He sends you nudes, of course…but not his own. That’s weird. No, he sends you nudes of the one person you (hopefully) never wanna see naked (unless you have some sort of fucked up fetish in which case yo…stop):
No word yet on whether he got his money, but let’s be real…that chick’s hot enough that it probably doesn’t even matter.
[H/T Dude Comedy]