Dude Expertly Pranks Girl Hounding Him For Class Notes And She Won’t Be Asking Again

There are two types of people in this word: note takers and note fakers. The note takers are the responsible ones, a motivated bunch, the difference makers. The note fakers are the hooligans who sit in class with their notebooks open drawing their signature over and over and, oh ya, this:

I was one of these assholes. A leach on the hard-working asses of the motivated. I could never respect the classmates who wouldn’t just give me the fucking notes. Until now.

Chet Porter expertly waited a year to respond to Leah’s request for his notes and I’ll let him take it from here…

Brilliant. I’ve lived a full, complete day if you stop there, Chet. Oh you aren’t done? Let me get some popcorn.

Better late than never!

Leah I think the answer to number six is “Exasperated Duck”. Not entirely sure though.

Thank you, Chet for making our lives just a little bit better. But if I ask for the History notes you better fucking cough them up or your ass will be in a locker by sixth period.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.