Fan On Jumbotron Goes In To Hug The Girl Next To Him But Instead Dabs Her Into Next Tuesday


They say dabbing is dead. I say don’t tell me how to live my life. We can’t just throw away the only dance we can actually do just because Hillary Clinton made a monstrosity of it. Think about how self-conscious we got at the bar when Soldier Boy came on and we all turned into wax statues. We were finally gifted a handicapped-friendly trend and we’re ready to forget it like Will Smith’s son Trey. Nah bruh. Especially when it can have the magical effect it had at this UNC Greensboro men’s basketball game.

Just one bend of the arm and dip of the head ruined one girl’s night. And maybe even more…

[h/t Deadspin]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.