This Female Passenger Was Spotted In Washington Dulles Airport Wearing A Full Hazmat Suit

Paranoia is a dangerous thing, gang. Unless you’re the premiere maker of hazmat suits, then it’s a very lucrative thing.

You know what else is dangerous (or so I hear)? Trying to protect yourself with a hazmat suit and leaving parts of your body exposed like this idiot did. I’m not even convinced that what she is wearing is a hazmat suit and not just a hazmat suit halloween costume from Party City. That thing is definitely not Level A? It looks like a couple of fucking rain ponchos fashioned together with a asbestos mask and paired with a white crew neck sweatshirt, which would have been an aggressive enough look even without the hazmat suit.

J.Camm is the Managing Partner and Editor-in-Chief of BroBible.