Well, this not so tragic story out of China didn’t unfold exactly as the scene above from Old School did – at a child’s birthday party petting zoo – but I can imagine the unlucky Chinese man who mistakenly shot himself with a poison dart probably had a pretty similar reaction to Will Ferrell upon realizing how much of an idiot he was.
And then he died.
The Chinese man reportedly died after the toxic arrow struck him in the leg during a demonstration on how to handle a deadly crossbow used to execute canines.
The victim had been showing other members of his meat-selling gang how to shoot and kill dogs for meat when the fatal accident occurred.
He was rushed to hospital but died on the way, according to reports in China.
Five other members of the same gang later confessed to killing more than 1,000 dogs and were arrested.
Ummmm, what the fuck!!!!?
Is it horrible to say this guy deserved a poison dart in the leg? Maybe he didn’t deserve to die, but that totally comes with the territory when you’re talking poison darts.
Sure, this kind of thing may be kind of kosher in China, despite numerous petitions and animal rights activists’ outcries, but it’s totally taboo in the rest of the world. Literally, rolling around stealing and killing dogs for a living is pretty much the most inhumane thing you can do, and I don’t care what the “norm” is in your country.
And who the fuck wants to eat anything if its cause of death was poisoning!? Repulsive stuff.
Karma catches up with all apparently, especially when you don’t value man’s best friend.
[via Express.co.uk]
h/t LADBible