Guy Tells Story About Why He Won’t Date Hot Women Anymore, Twitter Proceeds To Fry His Ass

The New York Post recently ran an article called ‘Why I Won’t Date Hot Women Anymore’ featuring a 40-year-old man named Dan Rochkind.

No, really, this was something they put on the internet.

Here are a couple of excerpts…

“I could have [anyone] I wanted,” says Rochkind, now 40 and an Upper West Sider with a muscular build and a full head of hair. “I met some nice people, but realistically I went for the hottest girl you could find.”

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“Beautiful women who get a fair amount of attention get full of themselves,” he says. “Eventually, I was dreading getting dinner with them because they couldn’t carry a conversation.”

Wow, right? Wait, it gets even better. Somehow they finagled getting his fiancée, Carly Spindel, to participate in the article as well. So I guess that means that she’s not hot, right? Am I doing the math correctly here?

“[She] is a softer beauty, someone you can take home and cuddle with, and she’s very elegant,” Rochkind says. “And she’s 5-foot-2, so she can’t be a runway model, but I think she’s really beautiful and is prettier than anyone I’ve dated.”

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRUczxnAn1Z/

Needless to say once Twitter got hold of this people were simply not having it.

Carly, however, was quick to defend her fiance, saying the Post twisted his words.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSzf5PlgHFv/

Ah yes, #fakenews. Problem solved.

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