Hey Guys, Gather Around And Check Out This Woman Dropping A Poop In The Grocery Store

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Hey guys, everyone here? I’ll wait a couple seconds to let the stragglers stumble in.

K.

Basically what we got here is a good ol-fashioned frozen foods shit. Pretty standard. Run-of-the-mill. Just a woman hershey squirting in aisle 10. How do I know she’s got the hershey squirts? Because no one shits on the Lean Cuisines without it being an emergency. Or she’s just batshit crazy. Or she just hates Lean Cuisines. Just a shitload of questions, not a lot of answers.

 

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P.S. It’s unclear where this incident took place, but my advice would be just to assume it happened at your grocery store. Inspect those Hot Pockets like a nudie before you put them in your cart.

[h/t LADbible]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.