‘This Shit Could Destroy ISIS:’ Instagram Account Dedicated To Texts From Drug Dealers Is Outstanding

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I smoke weed, and if clicking on this post is any indication, you do too. Welcome fellow stoner bro. Us tokers know that we are only as good as the drug dealers we buy from. That is a sad, sad reality to come to terms with but without those unreliable bastards, we’d probably resort to huffing glue or even worse, staying sober. We should probably send our drug dealers Christmas cards this year or something. If you’re not sure of their address, it’s the same house they lived in growing up, I promise. They’ve just pimped out the basement.

Drug dealing is a thankless job. This Instagram account Shotta Text LDN was created solely to shed light on the entrepreneurship that goes into selling illegal drugs to mouth breathers like you and I. I hope you can resonate with these as much as I can.

This dude is a fucking poet.

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Peter Pan and Isis together at last 😎

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Here we have more than just a drug dealer, we have a life coach.

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Never

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Dude couldn’t pass Algebra, but he can create an entirely new language.

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👀

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*Flowers. I said flowers.

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Green fingers 💐🌺🌸🌼🌷

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The Jekyll and Hyde drug dealers are the WORST.

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Fuck off. 😐

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Yo, hit ’em with the remix

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☔️

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Drug dealers need love too.

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Didant

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Entrepreneurship

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CHIZEL LOTTO!!! 🎰🎲🃏#ItCouldBeYou

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Free gum.

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"Free pack of gum" 🇨🇴

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Goddamn Edgar Allen Pot. This is top-notch alliteration.

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Top 5 😂😂😂

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Check out more drug dealer exchanges on Instagram here. And now that we’re on the drug beat, peep my piece profiling the 6 types of drug dealers that lurk in every town in America. I am not above some shameless self-promotion.

[h/t LADbible]


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