Guess What Jaden Smith Wore To Prom, Then Take Your Guess, Make It 500x Dumber And This Is What You Get

by 5 years ago
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I know this kid is the spawn of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith, but for some reason I don’t think he has friends. Normal friends, I mean. Kendall and Kylie Jenner don’t count because they’re famous. Famous people flock to famous people because something something “famous,” whereas us regular folks are just that – regular. We don’t wear Batman costumes to prom or talk about existentialism for fun.

With that in mind, I have a theory that Jaden Smith has 0 friends. None. Zilch. Zipp-o. I mean for fuck’s sake he wore THIS to prom. It’s one thing to wear a white tux, but another entirely to dress up as a white Batman. Like that doesn’t even make sense, and I hope his date bitched him out when he showed up looking like an assclown.

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