This time of year here at BroBible we cover a lot of offensive Halloween costumes. Last week we brought you this ‘terrifying vagina mask‘ that was making the rounds, and prior to that the ‘Sexy Harambe Costume‘ was picking up a ton of press. It’s only been a little over a week since amateur porn star Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint in her Paris hotel room.
If it seems like it’s been a lifetime since you saw those headlines in the news it’s because in the time since she was robbed we’ve seen the Wikileaks Clinton emails released and the Donald Trump leaked audio clip of him dropping ‘grab them by the pussy’. I’m sure we’ll see some people this Halloween dressed up as The Donald holding a pocket pussy, but I’m not certain if that will be as offensive as this costume titled ‘Parisian Heist Robbery Victim Costume Kit’ from the website Costumeish:
Here’s the description of this costume for sale over on Costumeish for $69.99:
This Halloween it’s all about the #Hallomeme and who better than America’s goddess of all things glamorous “Parisian Heist Robbery Victim Costume?” She has devoted her life to promoting American decadence, youth, and hedonism but all that flashy living caught up with her one night in Paris when armed men bound her, stole her jewelry and her peace of mind. This Halloween have some fun with pop culture and dress just like the Queen of Social media with our sensational “Parisian Heist Robbery Victim Costume” Costume.
White Short Sexy Robe
Long Black Wig
“$4 Million Dollar” Ring*
2′ of Rope
*Costume ring is made of plastic and not worth $4 million dollars.
We all hate Kim Kardashian, we really do. I probably hate her a lot more than many of you because a large portion of my job is digesting the daily news and this cancer sore on society eats up a HUGE chunk of what the mainstream media covers. But to make a Halloween costume that pokes fun at her being robbed, gagged, tied up, and held at gunpoint? That’s so far past the line I can’t even wrap my mind around it. As much as we all fucking hate Kim Kardashian it’s unfathomable that people can forget she’s still a human being, a mother, who just got robbed with a gun in her face…and then they make a Halloween costume about that incident?
Above all, I hate that I’m having to sit here and defend Kim Kardashian right now, a person I cannot fucking stand.