I Just Spent 2 Minutes Of My Life Learning How I’m A Stupid Idiot Who Uses Ketchup Cups Wrong And SO CAN YOU!
Today is the first day of the rest of your life, which means you should start it off on the right foot by learning how to not be a fucking moron who uses ketchup cups wrong. No, don’t argue, you’re using them wrong goddamnit. Don’t believe me? Watch this video and regret every single time that you’ve used a ketchup cup and not done what this random Russian guy in a yellow shirt does. You’ll realize that your entire life up until this point has been a lie, so I’ll throw out a preemptive “You’re welcome” in anticipation of the epiphany you’re about to have.