Humans, we’re so damn self-important, aren’t we. Like it was preposterous to these people that this naturally trained killing machine didn’t cooperate for the super important Mexican game show. What’s the matter wittle wion, can’t handle getting ripped away from your friends and family and thrown and used as an entertainment puppet for us mouth-breathing humans? Aw, you getting a little testy that the your new best friend is your trainer Todd, who is, without question, still a virgin? We all have problems, Mustafa. Grow up and be like us and suppress your problems long enough before you have to turn to drugs and alcohol to not feel anything anymore. But this shit. This shit right here. Is just immature.
P.S. Remind me to never go in the trenches with this dude. Good thing you’re wearing black pants bro so we can’t see the piss running down your leg.
P.P.S. Look at me talkin’ tough like I’d jump in to rip that fucker’s jaws open. I’d probably sacrifice the baby to give Mustafa something to chew on while I Usain Bolted it outta that bitch. Never claimed to be no hero.