The Bros Partying Down In Montauk Have Racked Up 550 Arrests In The Past 30 Days


Sometimes the wanton, raucous, destructive behavior of Bros makes me ashamed to be one myself.

And sometimes, sometimes, it makes you sound damn proud. Like when you read that Bros summering in Long Island are partying their faces off so hard the town is being forced to arrest them in spades.

Damn straight, Bros. Damn straight. In Montauk, all the way at the tip of Long Island, Bros have overrun the town. Though it only has a population of 3,300 people, police, in the past 30 days alone, have made 550 arrests.

I’m crying. Good tears. From Page Six:

Since the Fourth of July, over 550 violations have been issued, including arrests and summonses for noise, public urination, traffic violations, and drunk driving. Fire marshals, NY State Liquor Authority officials, state police and DWI task force members are now swarming the town, making stops at venues including The Surf Lodge, Ruschmeyer’s, Harbor, Crow’s Nest and Navy Beach to ensure music is turned down after 9 p.m.

The scene described by Town Supervisor Larry Cantwell sounds like Bro central.

“You have some people who are involved in that scene who are renting a room or a house, but we also have transients who are coming from the city and other parts of Long Island to drink as much as they can, raise hell and leave town,” he told us. “That’s the kind of tourism that we don’t think kindly of.”

Yea well you can S our D’s Town Supervisor Larry Cantwell. And you can arrest us. That’s certainly your right, too. Which you appear to be doing.

Broing down indeed.