Donald Trump recently chose Indiana Governor Mike Pence to be his running mate and Vice President if elected this November. Pence beat out Newt Gingrich and Chris Christie for the presumptive position, likely due to his expertise as a political insider with a wealth of knowledge of state and federal politics.
To celebrate the achievement, Pence sat down for a meal with his family at New York’s famed
Katz’s Deli Roberta’s Pizzeria Delmonico’s Chili’s. While I agree that the southwestern chicken egg rolls are a delicious orgasm in the mouth, I would have expected Pence to dine finer in a city that has 18,000 restaurants.
Oh well, to each his own.
Nonetheless, a photo of Pence, his wife, and daughter is making the rounds on the internet, not for his lackluster choice in restaurants, but because his daughter may be a vampire.
You may have noticed that the mirror in the photo below taken at Chili’s does not show the reflection of Pence’s daughter.
This optical illusion has the internet’s panties in a bunch.
Obviously, Pence’s daughter is blocked entirely by her dad’s frame, but it’s only a matter of time before conspiracy theorists call for him to resign before he even begins. Can’t say I disagree, even the slim chance that this chick is a vampire is enough for me to jump off Team Pence. Something tells me that if Chris Christie took the same picture, we wouldn’t be able to see anyone in the restaurant. Get it? Because he’s fat. Whatever.
[h/t Some eCards]