This Popeyes Drive-Thru Employee Probably Regrets Dropping Acid Before Work, Probably

It must be frustrating to be a drive-thru employee. Constantly coming in contact with people high off their gourds looking to satisfy their munchies with a bucket of chicken, while you cater to them under those impossible heat lamps, sober and sad. It’s like being the designated driver at a party where all your friends are getting turnt. So do I understand why this Popeye’s employee wanted a taste of what life is like on the other side of the window? Of course. Would I advise against taking two tabs of acid before the shift? Yes, as well. Because you can tell by this dude’s enthusiasm that he’s a hard-working employee, but I guess enthusiasm doesn’t help you do your job when you think you’re being chased by a herd of baby unicorns.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.