Barney's
Hey bro, are you hoarding an extra $185 that you can’t seem to get rid of? Have you tried giving it to the homeless man outside the 7 Eleven but he just won’t accept it? Have you tried lighting it on fire but it just won’t burn? What a drag.
Well I have good news, my friend. Prada has created a sterling silver “paperclip-shaped” money clip, which Barney’s is selling for $185. All you have to do is go to your nearest Barney’s, hand them that pesky cash, and they’ll have you a fucking paper clip. It’s a win-win for everyone: they get your money and you finally get that paper clip you’ve been dying for.
No but for real, Prada is asking for $185 for a goddamn glorified paper clip. And we wonder why ISIS hates us. Twitter was evidently in shock…
https://twitter.com/FreddyAmazin/status/877980624291627008
https://twitter.com/ElegantIife/status/877983962882129924
By the time I buy the paperclip, there won't be enough for it to hold 😭
— chey ❀ (@Being_cmarie) June 22, 2017
Prada is selling a $185 paper clip and it doesn't even help you write a resumé. pic.twitter.com/sLEjKRKM1o
— Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) June 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/stoopidparty/status/879922799569022977
https://twitter.com/nickirf911/status/878672340418142208
be careful who you call ugly in middle school #prada #paperclip #PradaPaperclip #clippy pic.twitter.com/zcVYApnR8z
— Bernhard Steiner (@bernhardsteiner) June 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/DanielTGott/status/878617660791148544
File this under: sound investment decisions.