You Ever Get Drunk And Stab Your Roommate Over An ‘Android Vs. iPhone’ Argument? No? Just These Guys?

Two roommates in Tulsa broke beer bottles and stabbed each other after their beer-fueled argument over ‘iPhone vs. Android’ got out of control. Police showed up on the scene and were just as confused as the rest of on how two grown ass men could stab each other over an argument about smart phones, and police weren’t sure who to charge, if anyone. The men were taken to the hospital and treated for stab wounds.

Oklahoma’s News on 6 has the story:

TULSA, Oklahoma – Police say two roommates were treated for cuts and bruises after getting into a fight over cellphones early Friday.
Officers said Jiro Mendez and Elias Ecevo were “highly intoxicated” and had been arguing over which cellphone, Android or Apple, was better.

The fight took place just before 1 a.m. outside the Evergreen Apartments in the 8400 block of East 25th Place. Mendez told police Ecevo stole his vehicle. Officers found the vehicle and Ecevo nearby.

Police said the pair had been drinking in the parking lot and began using beer bottles to hit and stab at each other. EMSA took both to the hospital to be treated for what police said were non-life threatening injuries.

Officers said initially they had a hard time determining what had happened because Mendez and Ecevo spoke very little English.

I’m baffled as to how this kerfuffle took place in Tulsa, and not Florida. Perhaps Tulsa, Oklahoma is like the ‘Florida’ of the South West?

On the real though: this argument should have never happened in the first place. Android is an EXTREMELY INFERIOR OPERATING SYSTEM, and it’s one that’s only USED BY MORONS AND PEOPLE WHO WANT ATTENTION. Everyone with a brain knows that iPhones are superior to any and every Android phone, and iOS is the superior operating system. It’s not even up for debate.

Just bask in the glory of the iPhone: