If you’re feeling down about your lot in life, just take a gander at this sea turtle getting tossed into the air by an orca and then most likely getting eaten alive.
But, the shell will protect the lil’ guy, right, Uncle Neal? No. No, it won’t. That sea turtle is like a shelled pistachio nut. Tough to open, but with the right pressure, it’s nom nom time.
Here’s the video description:
“Incredible moment Orca decides to play with its food which happens to be a sea turtle. Orca’s don’t often feed on turtles but this one was hungry.”
That’s like when you’re starving and you’ve been looking at food delivery to order online. Eventually, you cave in to selecting prawn then when you open up the package, you’re like wtf did I order this?
The comments on YouTube are on point.
Kanye West: “RIP MY N*GGA LEONARDO…#PIZZAOUTFORLEON”
Ricardo gomes (grael): “It wasn’t Raphael?”
Ah, yes, great question. If I had to pick which of the ninja turtles would’ve got swooped by an orca, I’d have to go with Michaelangelo. He was the dumbest by far, no? I could see him trying to ollie off a wave after Donatello told him to stay away from those waters, but Mikey couldn’t because cowabunga, dudes.
Paptart: “That turtle dead”
But, did it truly ever live? At least, it got to see his cousin in Finding Dory.
Alisha: “This is cute for some reason!”
Yoooo, Alisha a freak! She’s a maneater. Fo’ sho’.
It’s very possible this turtle had herpes and was actually happy to be put out if its misery. That whale now has to live with it. Abreva that ‘ish, brah.
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