You know that saying that the grass is always greener on the other side? Well it’s true. Just because you loathe your average-sized schlong and wish it was the size of a banana doesn’t mean that the dudes who are actually packing cucumbers in their pants are enjoying sex any more than you are. In fact, they might just be hating life. What girl likes ripping some guy’s pants off and seeing a fucking butternut squash saddled between his legs?
No girl wants to feel like they’re having a premature fetus forcibly inserted and removed repeatedly during sex, including Aisha Dannupawa, who has reportedly filed for divorce because her husband’s dick is too big.
The housewife is reported to have told the court how she tied the knot with Ali following the breakdown of her first marriage.
But problems arose after she moved into his parents’ home.
According to Nigeria’s Tribune newspaper, she told a hearing: “When he came, we had sex but the experience was a nightmare.
“Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else, because his penis was too big.”
After their first tryst in the bedroom Aisha reportedly took meds to help with the pain of being railed out by the goddamn Loch Ness monster, however their second attempt went just as poorly as the first. The husband, while he didn’t deny having a giant cock (because who would?), seems to be fine with the divorce as long as he gets reimbursed for the dowry he paid. And why would he even be mad in the first place? Dude’s got a giant dick and’s getting a refund on his wife. Sounds like a win-win to me.