‘I Want You To Have Sex With My Wife’ — These are The Finest Troll Jobs We’ve Seen At The RNC

The Republican National Convention has been an utter circus. Colossal shit show. We have Colbert dressed up as that Hunger Game freak, dudes propositioning other dudes to bang their wives, Third Eye Blind getting mercilessly booed for trolling the audience during their performance. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Kind of ironic that with all the chaos that is consuming the RNC, they draw the line at cargo shorts. Gotta be a tough day to be cargo shorts.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.