Did you know that you can get arrested for throwing dildos at kids? Yep, cops will arrest you for “exposing children to harmful materials,” which, the last time I checked, a dildo is not a harmful material…but what do I know? Maybe you can use a really big one to bludgeon someone to death, in which case MOST things you can find in any household could be considered a “harmful material.” In any case, you’re not allowed to throw sex toys at little kids apparently, and Konrad Peters found that out the hard way…allegedly.
Konrad Peters, 28, allegedly placed the adult toy in the path of the girls and then waited in his car to see their reaction, according to an application to search the Milwaukee home Peters shares with his mother.
The raid of Peters’s residence turned up “33 dildos and multiple sex toys,” cops reported in a court filing.
You live at home with your mother…and own 33 dildos. That you keep in the house. That you live in with your Mom. And You’re 28.
Police in West Allis, a city outside Milwaukee, opened a criminal investigation last month when two 14-year-old girls reported that a male driver left a “giant purple dildo” in their path as they walked home one afternoon from a local park. The man was “just sitting there staring at them from his car with the driver’s side window rolled down,” reported Detective Jessica Wink.
On a second occasion in September, a male driver threw a dildo towards a 15-year-old girl who was walking home from a bus stop. The suspect then waited for the victim’s reaction, noted Wink, who added that the girl copied down part of the man’s license plate number.
Last week, a 13-year-old girl told police that she was walking home from school when “a dildo was dropped out of the driver’s side of a vehicle.” The girl subsequently spotted the car nearby and “she walked past her house, because she was scared and didn’t want him to know where she lived.”
Eventually our dildo-flinging friend was apprehended due to surveillance footage having captured his license plate number, and the female victims were able to identify him via photo arrays. Looks like Konrad here is…fucked.
[H/T Smoking Gun]
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